So you're new to Mastodon, huh? Well, here's a few sites you might want to visit:
CREAKY'S HOUSE OF WET THINGS ($5 admission): Finest selection of not-dry things in the fediverse.
forgotten.dreams.pantry: An entire instance dedicated to compiling abandoned dreams to eat later. Good tips on home pickling!
The Tree That Doesn't Talk: Don't believe anyone who says it does! But DO check it out! Each leaf has a l'il ugly face on it. Wow! (Don't put your ears by its roots!)