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🕰️ DAY 2 OF MASTODON🕰️

🚫no talk of 2016 election
🚫no "NICE TRY, IVAN-BOT!"
🚫no 12 follower Nazi trolls
🚫no PROMOTED TOOTs
🚫no DSA slapfights
🚫no rolling hellthread drama
🚫no whims of The Algorithm

✅all your banned faves!
✅pleasant *b'bloop* sound!
✅toot puns!
✅i say again: TOOT PUNS!
✅gentle sandalwood aroma!
✅your old jokes? new again!
✅you look thinner here!
✅have you been working out?