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  1. Frankie Saxx (frankiesaxx@social.tchncs.de)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 06:18:49 EDT Frankie Saxx Frankie Saxx

    Me, pouring unground beans into the coffee press by accident: fuck

    Me, getting a steam burn from the kettle: ow! fuck

    Me, before coffee: WHY IS THE WORLD SO DIFFICULT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

    at least now I have #cofe

    In conversation Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 06:18:49 EDT from social.tchncs.de permalink
    1. Julian Bond 🍸 (jbond@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 06:45:03 EDT Julian Bond 🍸 Julian Bond 🍸
      in reply to

      @frankiesaxx That mug suggests you may have missed out the vital step of laying an unbroken circle of salt around your coffee making materials before you start.

      Also remember the golden rule, I beseech you, "Never pick up what you cannot put down".

      In conversation Tuesday, 21-Aug-2018 06:45:03 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
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