Me, pouring unground beans into the coffee press by accident: fuck
Me, getting a steam burn from the kettle: ow! fuck
Me, before coffee: WHY IS THE WORLD SO DIFFICULT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
at least now I have #cofe
Me, pouring unground beans into the coffee press by accident: fuck
Me, getting a steam burn from the kettle: ow! fuck
Me, before coffee: WHY IS THE WORLD SO DIFFICULT WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING
at least now I have #cofe
@frankiesaxx That mug suggests you may have missed out the vital step of laying an unbroken circle of salt around your coffee making materials before you start.
Also remember the golden rule, I beseech you, "Never pick up what you cannot put down".
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