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(orchestra swells)

PICARD: Number One... take us home. Engage!

RIKER: (swipes on console)

COMPUTER: Firing torpedoes

RIKER: wait, no! (taps)

COMPUTER: Redirecting holonovels to main viewscreen

(a, um, climactic scene begins playing)

RIKER: (zooms, pans, taps, twists, double-taps)

COMPUTER: self-destruct mode engaged in three, two

RIKER: (pulls battery out of console)

COMPUTER: (chimes) Welcome to ~~Enterprise~~. Please log on.

PICARD: (silently holds up ancient 21st C mouse) Try this?