Standing naked over the piano, dick and balls resting on the keyboard, I look my wife deep in the eyes. “The half-diminished ii chord is the wave of the future,” I say to her. My wife is not there. I do not own a piano.
 The Duck King
The Duck King
            Standing naked over the piano, dick and balls resting on the keyboard, I look my wife deep in the eyes. “The half-diminished ii chord is the wave of the future,” I say to her. My wife is not there. I do not own a piano.
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