sudo crowtab -eDevOps friend of mine bragging about how the big project he's taking on at his fortune 500 is sure to lead to a promotion and pay raise when they realize he's doing the work and taking the responsibility already.
What I thought was "You poor stupid asshole. Your wife is pregnant and you're giving a corporation years you'll never get back. Stop loving things that don't love you back before you're divorced and dead at 40."
What I said was, "That sounds exciting bro!"
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