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When you start to give a pitch to a bunch of prospective clients about why you're the smarter, more honest, more privacy-conscious open-source analytics alternative to Google...

... and halfway through you just casually pull out a baseball bat from your pocket and start whacking yourself on the head with it, without missing a beat in your presentation

what is in the WATER in Silicon Valley? is it the LSD microdosing? whatever it is, stop doing it.

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