Conversation

ME: *eating Teddy Grams at my desk, minding my own god damn business*

Coworker: Teddy Grams? seriously? Aren't you a little too old for that shit?

Me(internally): Oh, fuck off and eat ass in hell. I'm a grown ass man/woman, and I'll eat cutesy snacks if I want. You know what? I'm gonna get a parfait to go from that ice cream joint, put on a cute sundress at home, and watch some Love Live! on my bigass TV, because I CAN!

Me:( in reality): What, huh? oh, who cares?