My real name actually starts with 'Ass', even though the spelling is a bit different.
I actually wanted to get that out because a lot of people here... actually worship butts, and now asstodon.social is real, so yeah, I just wanted to to let you know that.
You must be thinking, "oh wow, that's extraordinary!", but it wasn't that funny growing up
I'm also kinda relieved that the name's actually a bit Western-friendly, though.
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oh, I'm very asstodon.social material, isn't it.