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Folks, if you're at my funeral, please speak about all the great things you imagined I did vs all the awful things I actually did

solving crimes with my sidekick, a talking dog
fistfighting aliens
raising an elite squad of basketball-playing orphans
curing cancer (even if I died of cancer)
winning a high-stakes poker game with telepathy
breaking up a human trafficking ring with my dog sidekick

like, really go wild