Shy bunny"Dear Gilly: I'm a landscaper at a popular theme park. [...] Last night, though, [the zombie gnomes] ate the floral clock I've been tending all year. And a churro stand. And two people working at the churro stand. But mostly the floral clock."
"Dear Priyanka: Offend away. Offend with *fire*. And send Dave to me. I shall train him as a warrior and possibly my concubine."
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