แทกโนมันซี(I'm at work and someone has sent me a report on segment.com)
UBLOCK ORIGIN: whoa there pal; lemme block that for you. turns out THAT site is an evil tracker!
ME: um, well... actually I'm trying to log into the site.
UO: what?
ME: I'm going to, you know, use it? to see the data on the site. so I don't want it blocked.
UO: but... it's a tracker!
ME: I know... I need to use it tho.
UO: you mean... wait. you mean, YOU'RE evil?
ME: ...
UO: but I TRUSTED you
ME: I'll go use another browser
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