'The great advantage of privatising the railways was that rail companies would have to be competitive, and […] throughout this time, getting out of Brighton station has been harder than securing a passage out of Casablanca in the film. You CAN get out, but you have to find a man in a fez behind a stall, who says “I can get you to Crawley my friend but you must give me keys to your house.”' #q Mark Steel http://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/18369