You know how you can persuade yourself and others that you're not drinking a bottle of vodka a day by starting with an inch of vodka in the bottle and ending with an inch of vodka in the second bottle (Look: still some left!)? Much easier to just keep a near-empty bottle in front of the bottle(s) you're drinking from. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0M2f8jqag F**k me. Where's it going to end?