So, I'm at a bar called Modern Times. That's reasonably cool right off. Then it has highly eclectic art with the warning "TOUCHING ART IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH." And the bathrooms are wallpapered with pages from obscure comic books. And the walls are papered with obscure posters. And they have Duck Hunt recreated in Lego. And they have self-indulgent varieties of beer brewed 30 feet away.
At last, I found a reason to return to LA.