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[INT., COUPLE IN HOSPITAL]
Dad: “Honey, let’s call him Eric”
Parents, in unison: “but spell it like Erick in Ericksson. Omg, jinx, you owe me a coke. UGHF! NO, YOU! Stop. This isn’t funny.”
[30 years later, therapists office]
Therapist: Who hurt you?
Erick: My parents.
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