We crossed the border from the US to Canada 'illegally' with someone who'd obviously done this before. "This is how that French girl got imprisoned in US for 2 weeks," I shuddered. "Nothing will happen to you, you're Canadian!" I was told. In some fabricated shopping village we were indeed asked for ID. "Uh, I have this!" I proffered. "You look young in this!" "Oh that's my kid's ID. Ask me a Canada question. Here's a photo of me, but no ID." "That's OK, you're one of us. Welcome back."