Conversation

Wife: Honey there are two men in black suits with a black car and shades here to see you.

FBI agent to husband: Are you Tommy Thompson, aka, Dumb Dufus, high school associate of one Mr Brett Kavanaugh?

Husband: That's me.

FBI agent: Great. What does the word 'boofed' mean as used in this sentence: Have you boofed, yet?

Husband after watching confirmation hearings: Farted?

FBI agent: Are you claiming you didn't fart until high school? I recommend claiming it's slang for 'barf' nex time.