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Guide to office life small-talk
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1. If it's Monday, bring up how Monday sucks
2. If it's Tuesday, bring up how it's not Monday
3. If it's Wednesday, bring up how you're halfway through the week
4. If it's Thursday, bring up how it's almost Friday
5. If it's Friday, bring up how it's finally Friday
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6. Once the above is exhausted and you're still around them, bring up the weather