Conversation

thinking of making up increasingly ridiculous folk sayings & inserting them into conversations while nodding sagely.

"you know what they say, your never bored if you build your house on a rollercoaster"

"ah,wise is the man who does not feed stray cats"

"beware those who come bearing carrots but offering cake"

"there is more than one way to skin a cat but there is only one way to furr a cat, which is to leave the cat alone"

"early to bed & early to rise means you don't get invited out much"