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Found out today that my cousin and his long-term girlfriend, whose house he had been living in, recently broke up. Prior to the break-up, he had installed a giant 70 gallon fish tank he had purchased on a whim, and which required it's own standalone plumbing connections.

During the break-up, he apparently asked, "Please tell me if there is any chance we will get back together, because I don't want to move the fish tank twice."

Reader - the fish tank went with him.