Just had to donate for some lucky $33.33 jobs karma!
Got a job off that was pitched as work from home in the interview process. They make the offer, which is great, but the CEO is now anti-work from home. So they want me to move 300 miles, to manage a team based across the United States, none of whom work in the office I'd have to move to. Makes zero sense.
If this shit works, I'm going to have to finish my knighthood.