Conversation

[THERAPIST]: "I've reviewed your Mastodon and Twitter accounts and...you have some issues..."

[ME]: *mocking voice* "oohhhhh woooowwww looks like we found the world's greatest online detective woooowwwww"

[T]: "You don't have to be nasty to me I'm just--"

[M]: *knocks all the magazines off the side table*

[T]: *staring*

[M]: *in soft whisper* "yeet."