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If programming languages were human: http://kokizzu.blogspot.com/2017/01/if-programming-language-were-humans.html

The artist doesn't seem to like JavaScript. I always picture a dude in his early 20s when I think about JavaScript, and he's always raving on about some new front-end framework.

Also, I put C# on par with Java in terms of corporateness, so I'd just make him a younger version of his dad, while still claiming to be nothing like him.

The others look about right, but the non-Clojure Lisps should be zombies.