"I'm a Mastodon leftie and I'm so special because I blame everything on capitalism, not humans being selfish and shortsighted, as they have been since the dawn of history and will continue to be until the world ends. Nope, it's definitely capitalism, because capitalism was invented by aliens and transplanted into our brains, and isn't at all a manifestation of the same forces that has made violence and exploitation prevalent throughout all of human existence."