Techbro: Ugh, if you can't even Google how to use git, or if there is even a "test" commit of yours in your entire history, I can't even help you, there's no hope for you n00b
The same techbro: Actually, you should summarize for me, in detail, all the relevant details of queer history and explain them to me in a way that I can understand and that doesn't offend my delicate feelings; if you do not spend your time and energy to educate me, Iā