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Fire inspection went ok, but my cheap fucking landlord won't replace the fire extinguisher that came with the suite and hasn't been updated since 2010. "Oh well I dont have to because there's one in the hallway."

Motherfucker what if the fire is between me and my front door? Am I supposed to grab my keys, run around the house, let myself in, look for the extinguisher, unlock my front door, and THEN try to put out a fire??? You cheap piece of shit!