🇳🇴 Thor — backup account*wakes up with dry eye again*
*gets out of bed*
*makes breakfast*
*cat caught in keyboard cable again*
*tries to remove him*
*gets two deep claw marks in hand*
*keyboard slides into breakfast*
*swears a lot*
*can't open pack of bandages*
*swears some more*
*goes to supermarket*
*buys too much candy*
*goes back*
*dry eye gets worse*
*cat wants attention again*
Fuck this.
*goes back to bed*
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