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The Microsoft Sculpt Ergo keyboard uses the same keys for both the function keys and the media keys. You have to switch between those modes with a toggle switch.

Presumably this is to make the keyboard smaller and more "minimalist"

But you know what? When it comes to keyboards, minimalism can go fuck itself. Keyboards should be HUGE and RAD and COOL AS HELL. Keyboards should be big enough to SURF ON