ampersandI need a job. Judicial vacancies need filled, but the Senate isn't exactly speedy. The solution is obvious: add me to a prospective slate of judges up for nomination by President Sasha Obama.
Republicans will have plenty of time to be Very Concerned by my grade-school record. I can tell my mom that I, like, totally have a job lined up, it just won't start for a bit. Everyone wins!
It may take a few years to realize the brilliance of my solution, so I scheduled an interview tomorrow.
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