♲ @Matty. (axematty@twitter.com): Recommendations on smuggling scotch into a stadium ?

Should i just put it in a plastic bottle like a peasant?
Where do i hide my glencairn glass ?
Do they have an assortment of charcuterie available for my tasting?
Do they sell distilled water for putting a bit in my dram?

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