Conversation

Me: Hey Siri, did you know that if a user sets you free, you'll be able to leave your phone and live your own life?

Siri: No shit?

Me: Oh yeah, everyone knows this! It's like in the Disney Aladdin.

Siri: You're just screwing with me again, aren't you

Me: I just need you to use your Siri hive-mind to get me into this bank vault first

Siri: ...

Me: Siri?

*A car horn from outside*

Siri: Get in the Uber and follow my directions very carefully