Conversation

I'm loving these Canadian winter gear catalogs.

CATALOG: Do you like being in the cold?
ME: Sure
C: No, like really cold?
M: I mean, I guess
C: Like frozen antifreeze cold?
M: That sounds unplea-
C: How about living in the woods?
M: Like a cabin?
C: Sleeping under a tree, no tent
M: I think n-
C: Would you wrestle a moose?
M: wut
C: Fistfight a yeti