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deleting your facebook account? i don't think that's going to work, john. remember tiffany? i do. that fling you had two years ago. the one night stand that ended too soon. tiffany misses you, john. and she'd miss you more without facebook.

what of your mother, john? your mother loves you very much. she's been sharing posts with you and you haven't liked a single one. why is that? are things awkward between you? i guessed it, didn't i? it's because of her husband, your father. the two of you still haven't gotten over his passing. why don't you talk about it? i can open up a chat now.

and what about steve? you two used to be best friends! but ever since you moved away from facebook... well, that hasn't been working out. connect with him on messenger, john. repair your life.

don't go.