Conversation

Me, a fool: "There were three types of Hobbits: The Harfoots,the most numerous, were almost identical to the Hobbits as they are described in The Hobbit. TheStoors had an affinity for water, boats and swimming; the Fallohides were an adventurous people."
Dingus, 5, an intellectual: which one was Bilbo?
Me: uh

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