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Captains, rated by how much of a captain they are

Captain America: is a captain (US Army)
Captain Kangaroo: not a captain
Captain Lou Albano: not a captain
Captain Kirk: is a captain (Starfleet)
Captain Hook: is a captain (pirate ship)
The Captain of The Captain and Tennille: not a captain
Captain Obvious: not a captain
Captain Nemo: is a captain (personal submarine)
Captain Ahab: is a captain (whaling ship)
Captain Marvel: is a captain (Kree military)
Cap'n Crunch: i... really don't know