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  1. The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 (bgcarlisle@scholar.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Nov-2018 13:38:42 EST The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈 The research fairy 😷 🧚‍♂️ 🌈

    New Macbook Bro

    * Comes in charcoal grey, camouflage, or hunter's orange
    * Tribal tattoo stickers
    * No gd fruit logo on it
    * Lower casing is shaped so that when you put it on your lap, there's space for your junk
    * Truck nuts but for your computer
    * Hygiene-resistant
    * Pre-installed reminder every 20 mins that just tells the user he's better than girls

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Nov-2018 13:38:42 EST from scholar.social permalink
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