Adam@UberTumbleweed I won't even bring that damn thing into my home. I'd hate it if people brought one to work (though I'm sure we'd end up doing wildly inappropriate things with it).
Is it time, once again, to share the column about how Elf on a Shelf prepares children to live in a surveillance society in ways that Santa Claus' supposed omniscience never did?
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