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  1. Adam (inkslinger@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-2018 13:18:33 EST Adam Adam

    This morning, Wife gave Daughter eggnog to drink at breakfast, instead of milk. Of course, the instant reply was, "I don't like eggnog" (she's literally never tried it, as far as I can remember).

    I'm thinking of trying again tomorrow but telling her it's "Christmas milk" to see if that makes a difference. Alternatively, I could go with my favourite literal translation from the French and call it "Chicken milk."

    In conversation Monday, 17-Dec-2018 13:18:33 EST from mastodon.club permalink
    1. Gurjeet ✅ (toxicflange@mastodon.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 14:32:33 EST Gurjeet ✅ Gurjeet ✅
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      @ink_slinger Add cinnamon and nutmeg maybe?

      In conversation Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 14:32:33 EST from mastodon.club permalink
      1. Adam (inkslinger@mastodon.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 15:22:57 EST Adam Adam
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        @Toxic_Flange It has some already in it. Adding more would probably result in, "That's disgusting! I DON'T LIKE CINNAMOOOAAAAWAAWAAWAAWAAWA"

        In conversation Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 15:22:57 EST from mastodon.club permalink
      2. Adam (inkslinger@mastodon.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 15:24:10 EST Adam Adam
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        @Toxic_Flange But, for the record, calling it Christmas milk worked. I came down for dinner last night and my wife had already got kiddo seated with a drink. She looked at me and said, "I'm having Christmas milk, Daddy." She happily drank it up and asked for more.

        In conversation Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 15:24:10 EST from mastodon.club permalink
        1. Gurjeet ✅ (toxicflange@mastodon.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 08:29:44 EST Gurjeet ✅ Gurjeet ✅
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          @ink_slinger Marketing employed at an early age..shameful :D We do the same with our 5 year old all the time :)

          In conversation Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 08:29:44 EST from mastodon.club permalink
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