reading this tweet is like watching a Hollywood stuntman do a triple barrel roll in a Ferrari at 140MPH while getting a blowjob enhanced by the centrifugal force of the midair vehicle
(I am not being sarcastic)
reading this tweet is like watching a Hollywood stuntman do a triple barrel roll in a Ferrari at 140MPH while getting a blowjob enhanced by the centrifugal force of the midair vehicle
(I am not being sarcastic)
@itm108 I'm falling love with the man. I can't help it. That's a little true. And if you're going to close a government, Christmas time is the best time. Poor contractors (I guess, though they should have some savings)
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