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This afternoon, I am making unproductivity brownies. Dairy-free, to be on the safe side of my digestion (take the Joy of Cooking recipe and use 3/4 cup oil instead of 1/2 cup butter, avocado oil because it gives extra Millennial points, leveling you up for your next industry kill). I could have gone all the way vegan with them if I had found any standard egg substitutes in the 22 seconds I spent evaluating our pantry.

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