I am too young for this to describe me damnit



♲ @Sensual Jewish Wizard (breakfastgolem@mastodon.social): The Elder God: been in IT 30 years but still somehow doesn't know how to type properly. A beard, but unironic. Hates technology, doesn't trust WiFi, still uses a Hotmail account, drinks coffee from a mug he hasn't cleaned since he was the Novell Netware 5 admin at that big government contractor across town. Has seven figures in his bank account but won't pay more than a fiver for lunch. More than likely he'll be the IT guy who dies and everyone mourns because he was just there for so long.