The number of gay friends I have just went from zero to one.

My best friend from high school came out as bi to me last night.

That new apartment he recently bought? Shared with his boyfriend. The interesting part is that he made sure to emphasise that all the conservative views he shared with me over the holiday were genuine, and let me know that he isn't a fan of the gay agenda, not beyond permitting same-sex people to marry at the courthouse anyway.

I was surprised, but not *that* surprised: He's a good looking extroverted 35-year-old unmarried guy with a slightly theatrical demeanor and very neat hair who works as a nurse.