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Dysphoria Duck: Quack quack Siege, its that time again.

Me: Oh piss off dysphoria duck.

DD: Shant, I bring the monthly gift of horrible things to think about yourself

Me: Thanks, I hate it. wait monthly..?

DD: What did I say monthly.. no no I meant.. completely rAaanDoMly. What are you doing, no, no stay back..

Me: Wait a minute *pulls mask off* monthly hormone cycle?!?

MHC: Yes! and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids, haha see you next month!