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  1. Oneesan succubus (lain@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 21:27:43 EST Oneesan succubus Oneesan succubus
    How can trash board /v/ constantly produce these high quality parodies?

    Could be a boy
    Sounds like a girl
    I’ll say I was just oblivious

    Skill is extreme
    Voice like a dream
    We’re friended on steam

    I sent a yo
    She said hello
    Who knows what friendship would start to grow

    And all of my friends
    Totally know
    They said ‘the voice changer totally shows’

    She liked Dark Souls and Quake
    This couldn’t be a mistake
    I knew she’s made to be with me

    I said I loved anime
    She said that was kind of gay
    Yet we still sat and streamed Death Note~

    Two years had past
    I never asked
    Playing games with her was a blast

    Boot up my PC
    A message I see
    “Thanks for the game that you bought for me!”

    I tell all my friends
    They say ‘oh god no’
    ‘You can’t be this dumb he’s a guy you know’

    She calls me up
    No cam to show
    Yet her voice is what makes me blow~ 9

    She liked Dead Space and Doom
    That made my heart go boom
    I knew she’s made to be with me

    I said I loved anime
    She said that was kind of gay
    We watched Boku no Pico~

    She liked RE and Ys
    I was nearly deceased
    I knew she’s made to be with me

    I said I loved anime
    She said that was kind of gay
    Yet we still watched Fate/Stay Night

    Sorry boys, without a doubt
    I’m dating an e-girl now
    We are more than JUST good friends
    Can’t believe I’m the boyfriend

    My heart flutters typing XDDDDDDDDDDDD
    But now we will have to see
    What she’s like when it’s 3D
    Or if she touches my peepee

    I’m just a boy
    Yet I sound like a girl
    I know it’s not very obvious

    I know a boy
    Just moan his name
    And I’ll keep getting free games

    I’m totally a boy
    None of this is a ploy
    I didn’t mean to go this far

    And now it’s too late for me
    I thought it was just a meme
    But I’m shopping for lewd panties

    Guess now I am a gay
    Turned on by anal play
    I just wanted free Overwatch

    Sitting on the dildo
    Moaning my voice goes low
    Getting fucked wearing girls clothes
    26 Boi - Amadesu - _v_ the Musi…
    In conversation Friday, 18-Jan-2019 21:27:43 EST from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink
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