Keystone pipline: *spills 210.000 gallons of oil*
Petrolheads: ...
Niger delta: *is destroyed by oil extraction*
Petrolheads: ...
Pemex pipeline: *kills 85 in explosion*
Petrolheads: *chirp*
Electric car: *exists*
Petrolheads: "BATTERIES ARE POLLUTING! WHERE WILL YOU TAKE ALL THE ENERGY FROM? ELECTRICITY COMES FROM COAL! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE DEPLETED BATTERIES? ELECTRIC CARS ARE JUST A HOAX!"