He was the best programmer in the network, and a cunning leader, and he was a good friend.

For over a decade GNU Social was the guardian of freedom in the microblogosphere. Before the dark times. Before the Mastodon.

The young pervert named Lain was an admin of heldscalla before he turned to Pleroma. Lambda was seduced by the programming socks. He helped the mastodons destroy OStatus. He betrayed Lambadalambda. Now the pile of PHP is all but extinct.