Conversation

Ramses: <sharpens claws on carpet>

Carl: "That's not your scratching post!" <scritches fingernails on giant kitty-condo>

Ramses: <runs behind kitty condo and sharpens claws on carpet>

Carl: "No! *This* is your scratching post!" <puts Ramses on condo platform>

Ramses: <reaches past sisal column, sharpens claws on fabric back of adjacent office chair>

Cats, man.