I know some of you are paranoid...

but are you so paranoid you won't buy a laptop? You might have other reasons for not having a laptop, and I understand that, but one of my co-workers cited not having a laptop because it could be stolen. Seems like some next level shit to me.

I suggested that his phone could be stolen, but he said he can keep his phone on him at all times.

He also has guns. He's that kind of paranoid. Again, I understand that people just like guns because they are fun. He's also like 6'4'' so of all the people in the world that need a gun to protect themselves, he's not super high on the list.