@katnjia Those read like Dwarf Fortress patch notes:
* Fixed a bug where animals could rent rooms
* Added mouths
* Stopped children and babies from joining you on your adventures
* Stopped aerial births
* Rain kills everything it lands on
* Magma crabs drown in magma
* Undead cat can adopt dwarf

Or the classic: cats getting drunk, throwing up and dying because they would lick beer off their paws after stepping in some